sparkplugthedog ([info]sparkplugthedog) wrote in [info]33_overs,
2005-07-15 18:31:00
1. caterpillars over millipedes
2. cat shit over dog shit
3. trash cans over mutt poon
4. mandolin over ukelele
5. lucy over patty
6. hanging over sleeping pills
7. unwary and defenseless over devious and slutty
8. real fire over that thing where it's like, red jagged cloth attached to a fan illuminated from below
9. almond joy over mounds
10. runaway bride over lesser-publicized cunts
11. big dicks over normal ones
12. tidy, unruined labia over smashed up rhubarb pie
13. coke over pepsi
14. life over cinnamon life
15. white castle fries over mcdonalds
16. whores over princesses
17. philadelphia philharmonic over boston
18. boston ballet over new york
19. soft pack over hard pack
20. unfiltered over filtered
21. chisox over cubs
22. walker over pierce
23. bird over magic
24. bird over MJ
25. hoosiers over rudy
26. actual nightmares over persistent, waking, breathing, internalized nightmares
27. kim deal over frank black
28. john over paul
29. george over john
30. nabisco over hydrox
31. circumcised over uncircumcised
32. friends over lovers
33. dogs over shit-eating, leash-wearing, ass-sniffing humans

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[info]odobenidae

July 15 2005, 23:19:06 UTC 6 years ago

high maintenance

I'd like to see 32 more like #8.

[info]sparkplugthedog

July 16 2005, 00:07:42 UTC 6 years ago

maintained

32. the actual twin towers over that thing where it's like, a turquoise shimmering version of the knifedildo from se7en
31. actual blowjobs over those things where it's like, an anteater drying to dislodge a cucumber
30. real hotpants over those things where it's like, i'm your spanish teacher on her day off and this is the kind of nylon I like to clothe myself in
29. genuine love over that thing where it's like, I lured you into my birth canal and now I'm going to gradually surround you with guilt and manipulative misdirection over the course of thirty years like a fucked up nightmarish heterosexual Mr. Do
28. real-life assholes who will do disgusting things for cash over that thing where it's like, assholes on TV being themselves
27. actual black people over that thing where it's like, middle class black people who ghettospeak until they're excitedly boning stoned white unerage girls and they suddenly start enunciating perfectly
26. actual rating communities over those communities where it's like, a bunch of cheerleaders preening over each other's mom-financed bikiniwaxes
25. actual liberals over those people who are like, I hate myself and I feel most comfortable expressing it in terms of hating the people who run my country who are having a ball
24. actual seinfeld episodes over that thing where it's like, larry david hung over and just torturing his primadonna cast with mindles shit over a laughtrack
23. actual simpsons episondes over that thing where it's like, homer becomes a beat poet
22. actual baseball players over that thing where it's like, everyone but jeter is on horse pheremones
21. actual hotsauce over that thing where it's like, sugary mildly spiced sewage plus red food dye
20. actual muppets over that thing where it's like, he died of AIDS so I guess we'll send them to space
19. actual bars over that thing where it's like, you'll pay six dollars for a stella and we both know it so shut up and brag about your band to that withered piece of trash with a ninety-dollar mullet
18. actual sports bars over that thing where it's like, you'll pay eleven dollars for american cheese and hormel chili on stale doritos so shut up and continue obviously, painfully staying in the closet
17. actual coffee over that thing where it's like, you'll pay five dollars for shitflavored steam you tasteless, demographically slutty faux-bourgois addict

[info]sparkplugthedog

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[info]lexical_closure

July 15 2005, 23:48:52 UTC 6 years ago

Hand-Rolling over 19 and 20

19 & 20 say 'smashed and broken with a pile of tobacco in your pocket' to me.

What exactly are you trying to say?

[info]jette

July 16 2005, 00:14:46 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hand-Rolling over 19 and 20

I used to smoke Chesterfields and Lucky Strikes. But that shit will kill you.

Hey, did I put you on my Scrabble filter? If I didn't it was an oversight.

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[info]paperbirds

July 16 2005, 00:02:19 UTC 6 years ago

ummmm

12+16= what?

[info]fakejournal_oi

July 16 2005, 00:06:51 UTC 6 years ago

Re: ummmm

YOU AM THE CHAMPION.

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[info]hooper_x

July 16 2005, 00:16:27 UTC 6 years ago

23. bird over magic
24. bird over MJ

racist.

-hx

[info]sparkplugthedog

July 16 2005, 00:25:20 UTC 6 years ago

is there a RACISTS ONLY water fountain I can use before gettin all lj_lynched

[info]lostcosmonaut

July 16 2005, 00:46:15 UTC 6 years ago

dog enema

hellz YEZ.--mza.

[info]disorganization

July 16 2005, 01:22:48 UTC 6 years ago

i think i met you once in a backyard in Greenpoint

YES YES YES

[info]inertiacrept

July 16 2005, 01:43:01 UTC 6 years ago

22. walker over pierce
23. bird over magic
24. bird over MJ

Hm.

Dodginess of 23-24 offset somewhat by inclusion of Black Man over Crazy Mormon (by implication, anyhow).

Top 5 NBA Overs That Involve Putting Something Over The Celtics.

(ex: Rasheed Wallace over The Sum of the 80's Celtics would be okay. Boning Momz over Watching the Celtics would not.)

[info]stremph

July 16 2005, 06:35:16 UTC 6 years ago

Hyde over Jekyll.

-Initial list is like that last pint of Coca-Cola in the 2-liter bottle - a little flat, but palatable and I'm gonna drink it anyway.

-actual was actually good, like the first glass from that bottle mentioned above.

Yes.

There was a dancing banana at my Bar Mitzvah, which, along with the Liza Minelli impersonator, pretty much guaranteed I'd be chasing gentile tail from that point on.

[info]wedrinkbitter

July 16 2005, 10:17:11 UTC 6 years ago

This one's got the right idea.

[info]timorousme

July 16 2005, 16:59:23 UTC 6 years ago

i love dogs. yes

[info]beforetheflood

July 16 2005, 21:41:08 UTC 6 years ago

<b>YES</b>

Word to 8 and 9 (especially 9, one nut makes a lot of difference [Don't tell Lance Armstrong]).

And I don't mind overs I can't get behind as much when they're only three words long.

Ahem... Paul over George over John



[info]beforetheflood

July 16 2005, 21:43:00 UTC 6 years ago

Re: <b>YES</b>

Oh yes, subjects are automatically bolded.

Everything in the universe over not being able to edit LJ comments

[info]paperbirds

July 17 2005, 21:20:05 UTC 6 years ago

no thanks.

[info]lostcosmonaut

July 20 2005, 14:32:18 UTC 6 years ago

swallows original list and poops out a castle

did U see his response 2 Andy, though.--mza.

[info]paperbirds

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[info]brightpop

July 18 2005, 09:42:49 UTC 6 years ago

yes

[info]mittenstein

July 18 2005, 14:01:54 UTC 6 years ago

yes.

[info]kthor

July 18 2005, 14:34:27 UTC 6 years ago

YES

for your reply to andy more than the initial list. dogs work hard.

[info]sparkplugthedog

July 18 2005, 16:02:32 UTC 6 years ago

pathetic

i had a cairn terrier about fifteen years ago.. we taught him to roll over, and when he'd do it, we'd be all good dog! good dog! He was very very stupid, really not very bright at all.. and we soon realized we couldn't chastise him for anything, because he'd get this terrified look in his face and just start rolling over, faster and faster and faster, whining desperately, and we couldn't make him stop.

his name was buddy

[info]ohsnap

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[info]spff

July 18 2005, 16:34:15 UTC 6 years ago

would that i could draw you a doggie graph
i would like to incorporate the z-axis at least

[info]spff

July 18 2005, 16:35:29 UTC 6 years ago

yes

please extend x axis along +/- infinity

doggies like bacon

to chomp on

second list is spot on

[info]spff

6 years ago

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[info]journalwk

July 20 2005, 14:34:35 UTC 6 years ago

current score

12-1.

[info]paperbirds

July 21 2005, 04:40:49 UTC 6 years ago

Re: current score

i am one!

[info]journalwk

6 years ago

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[info]lostcosmonaut

July 21 2005, 21:37:15 UTC 6 years ago

sniff butts of male dogs

WHO'S A GOOD FAG--mza.
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